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about "monetizing" the trip, pulled over on a deserted street, and left the car with me in tow as they approached a parked pickup truck, jimmied the lock and broke in. I don't know if they got much for their effort, but my heart raced as I realized that Jerry's access to all those fake IDs may have resulted from such activity as this.
We were about to get back into Dick's car when a flashlight
suddenly shined in our faces and a huge, burly man in uniform blocked our
way. Dick and Jerry seemed remarkably calm, knowing as they did that this
was a security guard and not a cop. When he asked us what we were doing,
we could barely stifle our laughter. The man, who stood about 6 foot 4 and
weighed close to 300 lbs, spoke in a high-pitched squeal that I could only
liken to the voice of Mickey Mouse.
"Just trying to get our bearings, Officer," Dick volunteered. "We don't live in Kansas City."
"Well, be on your way, then," Mickey's voice replied. "This is kind of a bad neighborhood. Lotta break-ins."